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Crab Goalkeeper is a movie?  I’d watch it.
Crab Goalkeeper is a movie? I’d watch it.

A movie featuring a giant crab as the goalkeeper for a soccer team?  Sure why not?  I don’t know much about this movie, Kani Goalkeeper, other than I kind of want to watch it.  I can tell you that, yes, it is about a giant crab that plays soccer.  The director, Minoru Kawasaki, says (according to wikipedia anyway) that this movie is “like Forrest Gump, but with a crab.”

Now if that doesn’t get you lining up at your local Blockbuster, or RedBox or Netflix cue, I don’t know what will.

Besides, it’s a giant crab… playing soccer.  ‘Nuff said.

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