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I Kind of Want This
I Kind of Want This

So this doo hickey is called the Body Dryer.  As it’s name suggests, it dries your body, in as little as :30 seconds.  That’s pretty amazing.  And while I have a healthy fear of most things new, this intrigues me a bit.  Because you know what it’s like stepping out of a shower on a warm, humid day.  You just don’t feel “dry”.  And if you’re like me, and for the sake of argument I’m going to assume you are, on days like that, after you towel “dry”, you stand naked in your bed room in front of your fan.  Because really, A) it feels kinda good B) you’re still damp from the humidity.

My only fear is if this thing is going to dry me off in :30 seconds, can you imagine this thing blowing straight up?  Enough to dry your entire body?  I mean, wowzers.  I’m afraid after trying it once I’d never want to use it again.  (Ok, I’m more afraid of using it once and never wanting to get off.  I wonder if there’s a timer?)

 

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